NOTE: I am not usually like this... I am like this when I let my imagination run free



I really hope the food stall we usually go to after Yoof prac would sell something else that is interesting... Everyone is always eating the 麦片鸡饭... Without fail, at least one person in the entire band would order 麦片鸡饭.

By the way, 麦片鸡饭 is Cereal Chicken rice

Hopefully this would come up soon. (note: If you are faint-hearted, please do not read the following as it is reported to be mined with gross content. I'm feeling morbid now... And those who have seen my morbidity would wish to avoid this section unless you wish to be entertained by sick entertainment)

"Auntie! What do you have that is new?"

"We got this new thing, 麦片杀手, and also, 麦片恐部分子."

"I would like to order the 麦片杀手, add barley"

(and along comes a plate with the delicious aroma of rice and the succulant sunny-side up egg with the raw egg yolk... along with a dead person coated with cereal and fried with a tender shade of pink. In the hand, there is a Hitler Youth knife and has dried blood that is carbon-dated 1945. The person dated was Hitler.)

You are grossed out and ordered the 麦片恐部分子instead. And along comes a plate with a dead head sitting on the plate, evenly coated with the cereal and fried and battered to a beautiful perfection. You pick up the fork and started off the eyeballs... fried to a solid state. The moment you sink your teeth in, delicious jelly flows out and smears all over the rice.

"It is reported that 麦片恐部分子and 麦片杀手is noted to have a very high protein and calcium content. We encourage all to eat it at least once a fortnight to maintain good health. It is rumoured to remove cancer cells, although we cannot come up with such conclusions yet, as we are still testing." Doctor Mas Selemat bin Kastari, THO (Terrorism Health Organisation).

The THO is well known for its shocking facts... some of which are listed below:

If you always fall ill, then try our new remedy! AK-47 bullets are known to stop you from falling ill, permanently. Try it out! Give your aliment to one of our officers in the THO headquaters, and we will bring you to "Firing Range" Operating Room to forcibly insert the bullet.

Feeling too proud? Use our new and improved tactic of crashing planes into buildings! This remedy is cost-efficient! All you have to fork out is at least USD2000 for a P90 Submachine gun with 4 bullets and capture a plane!

Do you want to join the THO team? Joining us will relieve your stress! All you need to do is to declare a jihad and go and discover something that would help humanity! Such as a nuclear bomb, or knocking down the Fascist China's Great Wall...

THO is also famous for its credibility.